Filed under: Girls | Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Joanna Krupa, Models, Playboy, Women
Sometimes the women they choose to be in Playboy can be kind of stupid (remember Chyna? Yuck) but I think they definitely hit the mark with the December 2009 issue which features Joanna Krupa and her lovely assets (boobs). It’s not often that you can see “The World’s Sexiest Top Model” in slutty pictures that aren’t trying to be artsy so take a minute, sit back in your computer chair, and take it all in.
Are you done yet? No? Ok I can wait…
Ewww gross. I didn’t say to do that.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Bar Refaeli, Celebrities, Girls, Leonardo Dicaprio, Models, Women
Word on the street is that Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio have called it quits. The two have been dating for what seems like 22 years but PEOPLE magazine is reporting that Bar got needy and Leonardo wasn’t quite finished with putting his penis into other women. I don’t blame the guy. If I was Leonardo DiCaprio I would have AIDS from all the hot teen/milf/stripper ass I’d be getting and I’d be totally alright with that.
“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says a source. “It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing.”
That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.
“He was standing at the bar in front of everyone talking to a girl the entire night – and it wasn’t Bar,” says one onlooker. “It was in no way behavior for a guy who has a serious girlfriend.”
TMZ is stating that it’s not true but I’m going to say that it is just because I’ve fooled myself into thinking I’d have a chance with her if it was. Here are some more pics of Bar just because she’s hot and needs to be looked at.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Miranda Kerr, Models, Rolling Stone, Victoria's Secret, Women
Something is wrong here. The US version of Rolling Stone has that guy from American Idol on it and the Austrailian version has Miranda Kerr on it. Some dude or a Victoria’s Secret goddess that would look good in a potato sack full of holes? You might argue that it makes more sense that someone who is into music is on the cover of a music magazine but I would simply reply with “I like tits and women I can’t afford.” Since we’re not in Austrailia (actually some of you are, go buy this) here are the pictures of Miranda for you to do whatever you want with.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Bikini, Calzedonia, Girls, Gisele Bundchen, Models, Women
Gisele Bundchen is doing a Ad campaign for Calzedonia this summer and these are some of the pictures. You have to love the fact that it is almost summer time and girls in the world will be wearing bikinis like these. I love you so much summer I just wish you were here all year round. Enjoy the pics and start dreaming about the beach.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Miranda Kerr, Models, Victoria's Secret, Women, XOXO
I’m pretty much in love with Miranda Kerr and it’s her birthday today so I’m going to send her some birthday wishes by posting pictures of her looking all kinds of hot in her new XOXO campaign. I was actually surprised when I found it she is turning 26 considering, you know, she looks like she’s not a day older than 17. Not going to lie… knowing that is kind of a turn-off.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Alie Layus, Fast & Furious, Girls, Import Model, Models, Women
If you hit up MySpace there’s a good chance you’ll see pictures of today’s Import Model of the Day, Alie Layus. She’s hot, Asian (halfer I think), has tattoos, and is a pretty fucking sexy dancer. What I’m trying to say is that you pretty much have zero chance with her. I’m an Adonis with a 6 pack, a 14″ cock and a Maserati and I would put my chances of getting with her at like 80%. I know, it’s pretty crazy but that’s how amazing this girl is.
If you want to add Alie Layus on MySpace hit her up at MySpace.com/AlieLayus. If you do, please don’t use the “More like LAY ME, am I right?” line. Saying shit like that is the reason you’ve never fucked a woman this hot.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Bikini, Boobs, Fast & Furious, Girls, Import Model, Jessica Burciaga, Models, Women
Yes! No wait… FUCK YES! Jessica Burciaga is pretty much what every guy looks for in a woman. She’s hot, has huge tits, and I bet if you had a ton of money you could probably get with her. Also, she likes cars… we think… well she stands beside them every once in awhile looking really fucking sexy so I’m guessing that means she likes them. Who really cares though, she could hate cars and love shocking my balls with a cattle prod and I’d still want to hook up with her.
Pro Tip: Jessica was Miss February 2009 for Playboy and with tits like this I’m not really surprised. What confuses me is how I can’t find naked pictures of her. Don’t worry I’m on the case and when I find them I’ll hook you up. I’m a nice guy like that.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Kate Moss, Models, Nipple Slip, Women
It’s amusing to watch women get older. When Kate Moss was younger she would have went out of her way to not show her tits off, even if it had to do with a photo shoot. Now that she’s old (over 30 is old in my opinion) and full of drugs you can tell that she just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. Check out the picture below of the nipple shot to see what I mean – she looks like she’s hit absolute rock bottom, woke up on the other side of a drunken orgy, and forgot how to dress herself. Now that’s the kind of woman I hope to one day marry.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Bikini, Girls, Models, Victoria's Secret, Women
It’s hard to believe that it was just a few months ago that Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid. I’m not sure what it is about hot women that have kids that is such a turn-on but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with how they’ve somehow defied the laws of nature and managed to not turn into a chocolate devouring beast. That, or Alessandra is some kind of alien that can have as many kids as she wants and still have a nicer stomach than an underage meth addict. Either way, I approve.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Allesdanra Ambrosia, Elle, Girls, Models, Victoria's Secret, Women
I have no clue how I missed these earlier in the week but here are some incredibly hot pictures of Allesandra Ambrosia in Elle magazine, looking way hotter than any other female on the planet. Anytime I see this woman I completely forget what I was doing and just stare blankly into space. When I regain consciousness I’m usually covered in tissues and have no pants. It really makes looking at the Victoria’s Secret catalog at McDonald’s really awkward.
