Filed under: Girls | Tags: artsy, Chuck Taylors, Megan Fox, Spread Leg, The New York Times
Last week we had a couple pictures of Megan Fox in The New York Times but there were only 2 pictures and they were kind of artsy. Well today we got some more of the photo shoot come across our screens and god damn does this make me want to buy a newspaper. Why Megan Fox is doing this for The New York Times is beyond me but thank god she is… and thank god she can do that with her legs.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Coffee, emo, Glasses, LA, Megan Fox, Monday, N.E.R.D., Ziggy
When it comes to Monday mornings I’m with Ziggy, I hate them. The weekend is over and I usually didn’t get enough sleep, spent too much money or did something stupid to my phone when I was drinking. Monday mornings are the wake up calls of doom because it clicks in that I did one or all three of the above listed things and I have to deal with it, it also means I won’t be doing any of those things until next weekend too. Basically Monday mornings just suck and there is nothing to make them better, except of course coffee and Megan Fox. So on this Monday when I saw these pictures my weekend hangover instantly disappeared. The image of Megan Fox looking cute and nerdy carrying a coffee on a Monday is just perfect because I like to think that she is bringing that coffee to me…she obviously isn’t but Monday mornings are better when you keep dreaming from the weekend.
Usually Megan Fox photo sets are either of her walking or being half naked in a movie but today we get the third heat; Megan Fox being artsy. The photos of Megan were taken for New York Times and are definitely a cut above the usual Megan Fox pictures that you see even if there are only two of them. I’m not hating on these photos, in fact I think Megan Fox should release more of these types of photos so that when we do see her half naked it is more of a treat instead of the norm that we are use too.
Anyways Megan Fox Is beautiful when she wants to be and these pictures prove it.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Megan Fox, Rolling Stone, The Hottest Woman on the Planet, Women
A month and a half ago I posted some pictures of Megan Fox from her issue of Rolling Stone and now I have the outtakes from the shoot. Most of the pictures are pretty similar but I really don’t think that should give you any reason to complain – It’s Megan Fox showing off her perfect body for fame and fortune. I don’t know how you feel about that but I think that any girl that sells her sex is a girl that every man should strive to have.
PS: Holy fuck. I’m actually clicking through these pictures and this is some unreal shit. Check out the header picture I posted above. That is what dreams are made of.
PPS: More women need to look like Megan Fox.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Halloween, Megan Fox, Short Shorts, Women
Well Halloween Weekend is upon us and girls are going to be dressing up all crazy but before that happens I would like to take a minute and show you some pictures of Megan Fox being Megan Fox. Nothing really tops this girl when she has it going on and with these short shorts she has it going on good. So before you go and gawk at the ladies of the night dressed up as slutty whatevers this weekend take a few moments and appreciate the fact that Megan Fox doesn’t need a special night to be hot for you.
The last couple of months have been both good and bad for everyone’s favorite brunette Megan Fox. The good was that she continued being one of the hottest sluts in Hollywood. The bad? She actually talked and people realized that she might actually be a little retarded. We here at IP don’t really give a fuck though. We’ve done handicapped girls in the past and we’ve always found them to be pretty gentle lovers. Here’s some new pictures of Megan from the Italian magazine “Gioia.”
Filed under: Television | Tags: Episode, F-Bomb, Fuck, Jenny Slate, Megan Fox, premiere, Saturday Night Live, Season, Snl
Last Saturday was the season premiere of Saturday Night Live on NBC. A stable for the network Saturday Night Live usually runs like a smooth ship… usually. On the premiere though a new cast member Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb on live TV and put a bump in the distinguished shows run on no fouls. Watch the clip above and pay attention to her face after she says it. She looks like a blowfish.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Amanda Seyfried, Celebrities, Girl on Girl, Girls, Megan Fox, Women
Holy fuck I love the Internet. Seriously. If it didn’t exist I would actually have to pay money to see the best part of the totally shit-tastic Jennifer’s Body and be angry that the scene only lasted about 20 seconds – not even enough time to pop a half-chub. So yeah, here it is. It’s alright because it’s Megan Fox looking like a ridiculously hot slut doing slutty things, it’s kind of boring because I see more hardcore things on YouPorn on a regular basis.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Celebrities, Cheerleader, Girls, Jennifers Body, Megan Fox, Women
Thank you ‘The Internet’ and whoever ensured that Megan Fox was cast in ‘Jennifers Body’ (releasing in theaters today) for making these pictures a reality. Up until this point in my life I have had to imagine Megan Fox in a cheerleader’s uniform, but now I can just sit back and stare at them while drooling on one of those really handy bibs they give you at Red Lobster. My waitress told me not to take it but I knew there would come a point in my life where I would need it. That time is now.
PS: This is the movie where Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried lick the inside of each others mouths.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Megan Fox, Rolling Stone, The Hottest Woman on the Planet, Women
Wow, holy fuck wow. I don’t even know if I really have to write anything to go with this post considering it’s about Megan Fox and she is looking way too fucking hot in every single one of these pictures. These are from the newest issue of Rolling Stone and for the first time in about 10 years I might actually leave my house and buy a copy. It’s funny because I remember always buying Rolling Stone back in high school when Alicia Silverstone or Britney Spears was on the cover but lately it seems to primarily be a huge sausage-fest with bearded Europeans. I don’t like sausage-fests and I really don’t like unshaven Europeans. In other words, more tits on the cover plz.
