Filed under: Funny Shit | Tags: Accident, Affair, Chinese People, Elin Nordegren, Funny, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods
Fuck yes! You can always count on Chinese people to bring the party any way they can. No video exists of the accident Tiger Woods got in after running away from his hot wife when he was caught balls deep in some other lady, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t happen in CG. This is from some Chinese news brief and it shows both sides of the story – the one where Tiger randomly hit a tree and the one where his crazy robot wife chased him across a golf course with a golf club like the T1000. It’s awesome.
I once dated a Chinese girl that was just as nutty as this video. She was hot but every time we’d fool around she’d talk about her dad hated white people and if he knew about our relationship he would take a machete to my face. I broke that shit off after she cleaned my house but every once in awhile I swear I can feel eyes on me. Like he somehow found out about me nailing his daughter and one day I’ll be sitting at home in my snuggie and he’ll drop down from the rafters with a katana in one hand and a picture of Uma Thurman in the other. I would shit myself.
Filed under: Funny Shit, Girls | Tags: Celebrities, Cocaine, Cocaine Boners, Funny, Girls, Lindsay Lohan, Women
I don’t think it’s a huge secret that Lindsay Lohan enjoys the cocaine. Every time I see her she’s walking around looking like a sexy skeleton and if I’ve learned anything from the Internet – skinny girls always do coke. Lindsay is skinny and therefore the video above pretty much confirms that the chubby little red head we loved in Mean Girls (the Parent Trap for some) hangs out in washrooms and does rails off of some guys boner.
PS: No boners can be seen in this video but that’s what I’m going to say is going on. I’m also going to say that the boner was mine. Also, I once wrestled a crocodile and won.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Cute, Funny, hair cut, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, I Love You Beth Cooper, New Hair, Save The Whales
Her TV show might suck, she might make terrible movies but you can’t take away from the fact that Hayden Panettiere is hot. It really doesn’t matter what she does; TV, Movies, Music, or Saving Whales as long as new pictures come out of this girl life is all good. Kick back this Monday and check out these photos from the aforementioned Saving The Whales Again event from over the weekend. They are pretty dope and are way better then Heroes.
Filed under: Funny Shit, Girls | Tags: Celebrities, Funny, Girls, Nazi, Taylor Swift, Women
I think I might have missed something here. A couple of days ago I posted pictures of Taylor Swift at Katy Perry’s birthday party with some guy that had a swastika painted on his shirt doing the Harlem Shake behind her. I made a couple of jokes, high-fived the dude sitting across from me in the office, and then we all came to the conclusion that Taylor and the nazi probably didn’t know each other. Fast forward 2 days later and here I am sitting at my computer minding my own business and what do I see – nazi guy touching MY TAYLOR SWIFT.
I am so confused right now and I really don’t know what to do with myself. My whole life I’ve been taught that nazis are evil and now I see the one true symbol of what’s good and beautiful on earth making physical contact with one of them. I might have to re-evaluate a couple of things in my life.
PS: This guy looks jewish and is probably doing it for the LOLs. I want to punch him.
Filed under: Funny Shit | Tags: Balloon Boy, Balloon Boy Pukes, Funny, Stupid People, The Internet
This family is really starting to piss me off. So this whole Balloon Boy shit was basically a hoax that the parents conjured up to make themselves look important and now that everyone is talking about them I can’t turn on my TV without seeing their ugly faces. For example, I woke up this morning and turned on the Today Show and what do I see? Their fucked up looking mugs taking up valuable TV time talking about how their stupid kid hid under a potato sack in the attic and how the world should actually give a fuck. I was about to turn it off but then I noticed that their dumb lying kid was flaying about and when things couldn’t get any worse – he pukes on live national television into a tupperware container. Yeah…
The more information I get on these idiots the more I wish they were all in a balloon headed straight for some high voltage power lines.
Filed under: Funny Shit | Tags: Balloon Boy, Balloon Boy is Not Dead, Funny, WTF
If you used the Internet or turned on your TV at some point today you probably saw all the coverage on some kid that was floating around in a balloon but when it landed he wasn’t inside. Everyone here at the IP office thought he was dead and we were taking on bets where his body landed. It seems that there’s both some good news and some bad news. The good news is that he isn’t dead and was found sitting in a box in his attic, the bad news is that we wasted 2 hours of our work day writing up rules for the pool when we could have been playing some Uncharted 2: Among Thieves multi-player. Fucking balloon boy.
Filed under: Funny Shit | Tags: Funny, Kanye West, patrick swayze, Too Soon?
If you use Twitter you have probably already saw this about 1530 times but here it is again in picture form. Oh Kanye, you so crazy.
PS: If you don’t already, you should follow us on Twitter. We hired a nice Filipino lady to update it for us and the only way she eats if she gets followers. You don’t want her to starve do you?
Filed under: Funny Shit | Tags: Bad Ass Mother Fucker, Funny, Jackass, Kanye West, Obama
Alright President Obama is pretty much the most bad ass person on the planet. I want to be friends with him and then I want him to beat me up once he realizes that he’s way too cool to hang out with me. Check the video above where he calls Kanye West a jackass for being a total douche at the VMAs on Sunday night.
Filed under: Television | Tags: Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Funny, t-pain, Television
I’ve been pretty slack when it comes to keeping up on Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force but I already have this Sunday’s episode scheduled on my TiVo. For the season finale of ATHF they’re flipping the script and going live action. Real people playing food and cups… and pixels? It’s also supposed to be really controversial but I’m guessing that’s just some fancy Hollywood PR talk. The last time I was told that something was going to be controversial was the last episode of ‘Friends’ and I did not hear Ross drop 1 racial slur or Monica show the ping pong trick she picked up in Thailand. I couldn’t stop crying for a week.
PS: T-Pain is playing Frylock.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Celebrities, Funny, Kim Kardashian, Sunburn
This is one of those pictures that proves that even celebrities can be fucking retards at times. Actually wait… let me re-do that.
Celebrities are fucking retards.
There we go, much better. Anyway this happened to Kim yesterday and because there is nothing interesting going on today, it’s really important news. Also important, I have a boner.
