Here are the scans from GQ of Rihahnna with that silly ass hair. I have no idea why she is still rocking this color in her hair. Maybe Chris Brown hit her too hard and knocked the black off of her. Too soon? Probably, but the joke was as funny as her hair style. Seriously, why does she have this hair? That is all I can think about right now. She looks way better with dark hair, the faded blonde look makes it look like she’s stuck in the 80’s with Tina Turner. Actually maybe she is the 21st century Tina Turner, that would make Chris Brown the 21st century Ike Turner. Weird…
Filed under: Music | Tags: CDQ, Chris Brown, download, New, New Music, New song, Rihanna, Russian Roulette, Sad
Here you guys and gals go, the new Rihanna track in CDQ for you to download. This is her first new music since the Chris Brown bullshit and when you hear it you will notice that it is a little darker then what you might expect from the princess of the roc. This is her first single and we here at the office are down with it. It’s not the happy Rihanna that we once knew but at least its Rihanna and she is still putting work out because this is better then nothing. Click the link below to download.
Filed under: Music | Tags: Chris Brown, Godzilla, I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here, Monser, Not A Monster, Rhianna, Rihanna
Breaking news from the local bowling alley, Chris Brown is not a monster. Watch the video above and you will get what I am talking about. So anyways, apparently Chris Brown has his own Justin.TV site (we only use Justin.TV at the office to watch The Office and see what we are doing wrong with our receptionist, maybe we should look around and see who else has a cam) and he went online to tell people about his new upcoming album. Oh and to also tell everybody that he is not a monster. Which is true Chris Brown, you are not a monster. If you were a monster the guys at the office (ours not the TV show) would have got together and would have tricked you into walking into a volcano like Godzilla (see Godzilla 1985). Luckily you are not a monster and are a human being who will go to trial and be convicted of beating one of the most beautiful girls in the world by a jury of your peers. After which your celebrity status will plummet into mediocrity and in all due time you will find yourself in the fifth season of I’m a Celebrity! Get me Out Of Here (the Canadian Edition). Basically your day is done. Go ahead and release your album and tell people that you are not a monster but really, if you were a monster your life would probably be easier.
Quick someone take that kid away before he chokes it and leaves it lying on the side of the road!
This pictures proves what is wrong with the world today – people are fucking stupid.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Celebrities, Chris Brown, Funny, I Like To Choke, Music, Rihanna
Does it really come as any surprise that reconciled couple Chris Brown and Rihanna are planning on recording a duet?
The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. “They’ve been working on it together,” the insider says.
Chris Brown must have a penis that tastes like chocolate and the stamina of The Ultimate Warrior for this crazy bitch to not leave him. I can’t really hate on the guy though. If I could get away with choking the life out of some whore without any consequence… I would.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Celebrities, Chris Brown, Funny, Hearing, Trial
This picture was taken at Chris Brown’s hearing yesterday and all I have to say is – people are fucking stupid. That’s Venus and Serena Williams right
Filed under: Music | Tags: Chris Brown, DA, Felony Charges, LA, Nine Years, O.J. Simpson
Charges have been set on Chris Brown, he will be facing two felony charges. The first charge set by the LA DA is Felony Assault and the second is Making a Criminal Threat. The maximum sentence for the pop star is nine years of hard time. I highly doubt he will get the maximum because if the O.J. Simpson trial taught us anything it is that anything is legal in California if you can buy it.
Filed under: Girls, Music | Tags: Chris Brown, jermaine dupree, Rihanna, usher
Okay here is how this story went down yesterday. Usher is in studio working on his new album with Jermaine Dupree. They take a break or something and make a YouTube video that is just Usher talking about random shit. Couple topics get brought up and The whole Chris Brown/Rihanna situation is brought and Usher calls it how he sees it and says “C’mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man’s on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?” No big deal in my books man is allowed to speak his mind and he makes a valid point. Dude beat up a girl and then goes and rides jet skis before the legal matter is over. If I beat up my girlfriend and the cops and everyone in the world found out I wouldn’t go around driving jet skis like it ain’t no thing. Anyways news outlets run with the story, Usher has to do PR control and sends out a statement later that same day saying:
“The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved.”
Fair enough. I don’t blame Usher for not wanting to get involved but come on, you said what you felt about the situation and it shouldn’t be a big deal. People and especially celebrities seem to be afraid of saying things now a day in fear of ruining ones public image. People shouldn’t be afraid to speak their minds, they should just be afraid of the consequences. In this situation Usher would at most have a 19 year old women beater looking for him. I wouldn’t be too afraid.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, Chris Brown, Girls, Music, Rihanna, Women
It was only about 3 weeks ago that Chris Brown was arrested for beating his girlfriend Rihanna and here she is in these pictures from last Friday in a bikini looking pretty damn good. What an amateur. Whenever I beat a woman I make sure she can’t leave the house for a good 6-8 weeks, this 1-2 week garbage isn’t near enough time for them to reflect on what they did wrong.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Back Together, Chris Brown, people.com, Rihanna
People.com is reporting that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together spending time in one of Puff Daddy’s homes. So let this be a lesson to everyone out there. If someone beats you up and chokes you out you should take him back after 3 weeks because I’m sure they learnt there lesson. That was sarcasim by the way, this makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with the society when this happens. You would never see Tina getting back together with Ike.
If she was stupid enough to get back together with him I hope that the L.A. District Attorney still busts his ass in and get him charged. Then I hope Rihanna is happy with her convict boyfriend. Like seriously, how stupid is this? I know we don’t know the whole story but really, what we do know is that Chris Brown beat up Rihanna. I don’t care what else there is to the relationship, you beat someone and that’s the end. There is no second chance.
