Filed under: Eliza Dushku | Tags: Bring It On is the greatest movie ever, Celebrities, Dollhouse, Eliza Dushku, Girls, Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009, Women
Oh Eliza Dushku. Since the early 00s, Eliza has kind of served as the knock-a-round girl of Hollywood. She was awesome in Bring It On and then after that seemed to only be offered shit roles (Tru Calling LOL) or ones she took just to pay the bills (Nickelback video LOL). It wasn’t until early this year that Eliza really came back on the scene with Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse where she played the role of lady that killed people, had sex with them, and got her memories wiped. A great role for the sexy brunette but sadly a short one as early in November it was announced that Dollhouse had been cancelled (Joss Whedon LOL) and Eliza was once again out of work. Yes I shed a tear.
Even though I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of Eliza Dushku in the future, you can’t deny that 2009 was a great year for her. Sure her show got cancelled but at least she reminded the world that she was still alive and insanely hot. Let’s face it. That’s all that really matters.
PS: She also has one of the sexiest voices ever.
Filed under: Katy Perry | Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Katy Perry, Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009, Women
Last year she kissed a girl, this year she did just about everything else. Katy Perry started off 2009 at the top of her game and now we’re at the end of year and she’s still killing it. From wearing clothes that no woman should wear (and looking sexy while doing it) to being one of the best celebrities to follow on Twitter, Katy Perry took the world by storm and came out pretty much unscathed.
On a personal level if you were to mention Katy Perry to me in 2009 I would think of 1 thing – boobs. Huge luscious boobs as far as the eye can see. Katy by far had one of the most shown-off chests this past year and what we loved the most was how she played it up. She’s a woman that recognizes that she has some of the most amazing sweater puppies to set foot on the planet Earth and she’s not afraid to show them off in many strange and sexy outfits. We love them (her boobs) and if we knew her better I’m sure every single one of us would want to put a ring on it (her hand).
Thank you Katy Perry for being exactly who you were in 2009. We here at InternetPopular love you.
Filed under: Vanessa Hudgens | Tags: Celebrities, Ecko Red, Girls, High School Musical, Vanessa Hudgens, Women
Hey remember Skechers? Yeah I guess they still exist and people buy them. I don’t think I’ve ever actually owned a pair but I remember people used to wear them years ago and I thought they were only for rich people. I was wrong because now that I’m older I realize that they aren’t expensive at all and I more than likely thought that because I was one poor ass motherfucker. We were so poor I used to eat rats. Thankfully things have changed with all of this fat Internet money and now I can buy at least 3 pairs of Skechers every time I get paid. Yeah I’m a baller.
Here’s some new pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the Skechers store in LA showing off for Ecko Red. This lady is the hottest Mexican ever.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan | Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Fishnets, Girls, Lindsay Lohan, Women
G-Damn Lilo, you still have great tits. It’s so strange how Lindsay Lohan can lose a hundred pounds, do a ton of coke, and drink her weight in vodka and her boobs somehow stay as pristine as they were back in 2004. I’m not even exaggerating here. Lindsay Lohan has quite possibly the nicest mammary glands in Hollywood yet when you step back and think about it it’s kind of a waste. Imagine if these things were on AnnaLynne McCord or the mom from Gilmore Girls, people wouldn’t stop talking about them. It’s like a pile of feces with a diamond embedded in the middle – yeah it’s a diamond but it’s also surrounded by a bunch of shit.
I’d still hit it.
Filed under: Taylor Swift | Tags: Celebrities, Country Music Yeehaw, Girls, Taylor Swift, Team Taylor, Women
Talk to anyone you know and ask them who really exploded in 2009 and more than likely 8/10 will say Taylor Swift. Taylor was everywhere this past year and even if you don’t like her music you can’t deny that she’s one of the hottest women to adorn your television/radio/Internet. From her infamous encounter with Kanye West at the MTV VMAs, her inclusion as the face of Activision’s Band Hero, and her now public relationship with that indian kid from Twilight (I think his name is Lou Diamond Phillips Junior or something), Taylor set 2009 on fire.
If there is one thing Taylor Swift has, it would have to be staying power. She has the backing of every single country music fan out there, as well as the moral support from every female under 18 (and of course males aged 14-80). She’s hot,sexy, and talented and that’s why she’s coming in at #9 on our Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009.
I’m on Team Taylor. Not the guy.
Filed under: Leighton Meester | Tags: Blair Waldorf, Celebrities, Girls, Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester, Lingerie, Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009, Women
#10 on our Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009 is none other than everyone’s favorite Gossip Girl villian/hero Leighton Meester. Leighton not only stole our hearts as Blair Waldorf (I got a thing for mean girls with headbands) but she also proved that she has a pretty killer voice on her collaboration with Cobra Starship on “Good Girls Go Bad.” Along with her singing and acting career, Leighton completed the holy trinity of success by having a sex tape of her and some dude leak onto the Internet. A hot brunette that can sing, act, and get boned on camera like a professional? I’m in love.
Be on the lookout for Leighton in 2010. She has a handful of movie roles on the way and her role as the best character on Gossip Girl should more than likely reserve her a spot on this list at the end of next year. We love you Leighton, stay mean.
Filed under: AnnaLynne McCord | Tags: 90210, AnnaLynne McCord, Celebrities, Girls, Girls That Weigh 90 Pounds, Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009, Women
Everyone loves a party girl and if there was one girl that loved to party in 2009 it would have to be AnnaLynne McCord. AnnaLynne pretty much attended every single party in Hollywood this past year and each time looked more and more do-able. Though the character she plays on 90210 should be hated, AnnaLynne has almost proved that you can play a bitch on TV and still be totally likable. Sure, being gorgeous and having a perfect body probably helped with that – or I just have a thing for girls that have a chip on their shoulder.
AnnaLynne McCord, you’re hot and the only thing that would make us like you less in 2010 is if you stopped partying. We love hot party girls here at InternetPopular and you were our favorite in 2009. Please don’t change. Never ever change.
Oh and get naked at some point in 2010. We would like that. Thanks.
Filed under: Stephanie Pratt | Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, Girls, Girls That Drink Too Much, Stephanie Pratt, The Hills, Women
I’m not a fan of Stephanie Pratt but I am a fan of girls that party too much, drink too much, and consequently fuck too much. While I wouldn’t go out of my way to hang out with her and buy her a fancy dinner, I will sit at my computer and casually judge how she looks in pictures. So what do I think of these pictures of Stephanie Pratt in Maxim? They’re alright. Kind of in the same way a Subway sub without any of the sauces or bacon is alright. Yeah it’s a sandwich but without any of the good stuff I don’t really want to put my penis in it.
Filed under: Blake Lively | Tags: Blake Lively, Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Gossip Girl, Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009, Women
When I think of our #14 Hottest Women of 2009, I think of 1 thing – great boobs. Blake Lively dresses for her chest and if you’re a fan of Gossip Girl or just a fan of breasticles in general, there is a good chance you’re well acquainted with what Blake has to offer. She’s one of the hottest young blonds in Hollywood at the moment and she made a mark on 2009 that many will never forget.
Great legs, amazing boobs, and one of the hottest voices on television guarantees Blake Lively a spot on our Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009. The only thing that was holding her back from a higher slot was her involvement with the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Yuck.
Filed under: Jessica Simpson | Tags: Girls, Women, Celebrities, Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, Maxim 2002, Tiger Woods Had Sex With Jessica Simpson
So Star Magazine is reporting that Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson may have once spoken and that the words may have led to Tiger Woods putting his 2 Wood in Jessica’s walking boots. I think. Every time I look at a tabloid it’s like they’re speaking in riddles or some language that was spoken by those people who used to throw spears at Buffalo (I think they’re called hispanics or Na’vi or something). Take the following for example:
Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” – Star Magazine
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? All I got from it was that Jessica Simpson was being a woman and making a sad face while Tiger Woods played golf and thought about getting up in that fine white ass. That’s all. I actually don’t know if they had sex but if I was to have sex with Jessica Simpson I would definitely want it to be Jessica Simpson from the January 2002 issue of Maxim. Pics below!
