Filed under: Stephanie Pratt | Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, Girls, Girls That Drink Too Much, Stephanie Pratt, The Hills, Women
I’m not a fan of Stephanie Pratt but I am a fan of girls that party too much, drink too much, and consequently fuck too much. While I wouldn’t go out of my way to hang out with her and buy her a fancy dinner, I will sit at my computer and casually judge how she looks in pictures. So what do I think of these pictures of Stephanie Pratt in Maxim? They’re alright. Kind of in the same way a Subway sub without any of the sauces or bacon is alright. Yeah it’s a sandwich but without any of the good stuff I don’t really want to put my penis in it.
Filed under: Jessica Stroup | Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, Girls, Girls That Weigh 90 Pounds, Jessica Stroup, Women
Oh wow. Last year Jessica Stroup was my favorite girl on 90210 but was quickly overtaken by Jessica Lowndes when Stroup stopped weighing 50 pounds and started weighing a healthy 90. Gaining weight – LOL who does that on purpose ?! Now that I’ve gotten my sticky hands on these pictures of Jessica from the latest Complex I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time that I put on my conductor’s hat and hopped back onto the Stroup boner train.
If you didn’t know the Stroup boner train is actually something that exists. I created it back in 2008 out of paper mache, a Tonka truck, and Jessica Stroup’s head shot from Zoey 101. It only lasted me one afternoon but what a memorable one it turned out to be.
Filed under: Kylie Bisutti | Tags: Bikini, Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Kylie Bisutti, Victoria's Secret, Women
It’s like Christmas anytime Victoria’s Secret gets a new model except… you know, with tits. The newest edition to the Victoria’s Secret stable is Kylie Bisutti, the 19 year old Vegas girl that won the VS model search a few weeks ago. 19 years old, from Vegas, and now a model for the #1 lingerie company in the world – this girl is near fucking perfect. The only thing that could make her even better would be if she made a killer grilled cheese sandwich and had an unlimited supply of Budweiser in her fridge. I guess it’s true when they say that we can’t have it all.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Ass, back, Bikini, butt, Carrie Underwood, summer, swimsuit
These photos make me miss the days of summer, days that are filled with all sorts of beautiful women in bikini’s or less. Unfortunately, it’s the middle of winter and pictures of girls in bikini’s are as often as pictures of Tiger Woods’ black girl friend (anyone else notice that the guy only likes one kind of women?). Luckily though Carrie Underwood has come through for us and brought the summer time bikini photos to our bitter winter Monday. Seeing these photos make me smile and reminds me that summer is only 6 months away. I can’t wait.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Girls, Women, Celebrities, Miley Cyrus, Bikini, Jailbait, tattoo
I don’t really post a ton of Miley Cyrus pics but because she just turned 17 (1 more year!) and these pics are pretty awesome, I think it’s about time I changed my stance on that. It would be an injustice to all of our readers if I didn’t post these. Can you imagine what it would be like if you went through your whole life without ever having seen these pictures of hot teen ass? Think of it this way. You could be 85 years old and on your death bed thinking about that time in your life when you fell in love with your high school sweetheart OR you could be thinking about the time those cool guys at InternetPopular made that Miley Cyrus post that gave you a mildly confusing erection. What choice would you make? Yeah I thought so and you’re welcome.
Also you should check out Miley’s new tattoo in these. It’s under her left boob and says “Just Breathe.” I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it has something to do with being slutty and blowing one of the Jonas Brothers.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: absolut vodka, Ads, Bikini, Blonde, Kate Beckinsale, shorts, skippy
Alcohol and Girls. Two things that are great apart but when put together become the ultimate guy combination, even greater then Mac and Cheese or Football and Sundays, liquid courage and babes is THE dynamic duo. So obviously when these ads for Absolut Vodka that feature Kate Beckinsale came across our screens here at the office we instantly knew that Absolut had us. With these print ads, which I’m sure you’ll see in men’s magazines over the next couple months, Absolut became the Vodka of choice for our weekend debauchery. Why? In case Kate Beckinsale is around we have a in to start up the conversation that is going to allow us to stare at her up close for a extended period of time. We suggest you switch over to the brand too.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Ass, ba-donk-a-donk, backside, Bikini, butt, Naked, Vida Guerra
Vida Guerra has the best Ba-donk-a-donk since JLo left the block for the hills. No one has a ass like Vida Guerra, she has a ass that just doesn’t quit and that is a quality that we don’t have enough of here at InternetPopular. So today we salute you Vida Guerra for having a butt worth talking about till no end. Enjoy the pictures and on a personal note; Vida Guerra has me feeling like a man of steel right now because that ass is like a magnet.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, emma watson, Girls, Women
Just when I thought today was going to be a huge bust (save for the Alessandra Ambrosia post we did earlier), Emma Watson saves the day with a bunch of bikini pics. I don’t know what it is about pale British chicks but they really do it for me. I remember I once met this British girl and in the span of talking with her for about 2 hours I think I probably understood about 6 words that came out of her mouth. It was cool because in my most cases I don’t really care what women have to say, this just made the whole process a lot easier.
Filed under: Girls | Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Bikini, brazil, DT Magazine, super model
These are some pictures that you just have to look at. They are of Alessandra Ambrosio the beautiful Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who is definitely in contention for hottest girl in the world right now. She has a stunning look to her that one can not help but admire as you can see from this photo shoot she did for DT Magazine. So do yourself a favor today and take a couple minutes to look at the pictures, it will probably be one of the better things you treat your eyes to today.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Bikini, Boobs, Celebrities, Girls, Kim Kardashian, Women
Thank god for Kim Kardashian. It’s Thanksgiving week and since there’s nothing going on worth posting, Kim hooked us up on Twitter with a pic of her looking extremely fucking hot. I have no idea where this girl came from because she looks like one of those sexy women that only existed on one of those planets on the original Star Trek that was filled with vicous dinosaurs and insects as big as your head. She honestly gets hotter every time I see her and it’s gotten to the point where if I see her about 5 more times my ballsac might explode from over exertion. I think it might be worth it.
