Oh Eliza Dushku. Since the early 00s, Eliza has kind of served as the knock-a-round girl of Hollywood. She was awesome in Bring It On and then after that seemed to only be offered shit roles (Tru Calling LOL) or ones she took just to pay the bills (Nickelback video LOL). It wasn’t until early this year that Eliza really came back on the scene with Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse where she played the role of lady that killed people, had sex with them, and got her memories wiped. A great role for the sexy brunette but sadly a short one as early in November it was announced that Dollhouse had been cancelled (Joss Whedon LOL) and Eliza was once again out of work. Yes I shed a tear.

Even though I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of Eliza Dushku in the future, you can’t deny that 2009 was a great year for her. Sure her show got cancelled but at least she reminded the world that she was still alive and insanely hot. Let’s face it. That’s all that really matters.

PS: She also has one of the sexiest voices ever.

Last year she kissed a girl, this year she did just about everything else. Katy Perry started off 2009 at the top of her game and now we’re at the end of year and she’s still killing it. From wearing clothes that no woman should wear (and looking sexy while doing it) to being one of the best celebrities to follow on Twitter, Katy Perry took the world by storm and came out pretty much unscathed.

On a personal level if you were to mention Katy Perry to me in 2009 I would think of 1 thing – boobs. Huge luscious boobs as far as the eye can see. Katy by far had one of the most shown-off chests this past year and what we loved the most was how she played it up. She’s a woman that recognizes that she has some of the most amazing sweater puppies to set foot on the planet Earth and she’s not afraid to show them off in many strange and sexy outfits. We love them (her boobs) and if we knew her better I’m sure every single one of us would want to put a ring on it (her hand).

Thank you Katy Perry for being exactly who you were in 2009. We here at InternetPopular love you.

One of the most underrated women on planet Earth, she is starting to get the recognition that she deserves now that she has left That 70s Show and begun an actual movie career. She did a couple supporting roles this year and is currently filming a movie with Natalie Portman. One where they make out and touch each other. Something that I’m sure you will all be interested in seeing and something that will surely set Mila Kunis apart from her TV career.

It might be early for some of you to be thinking about Mila being so high on the list, after all she hasn’t done as much as some of the others on the list. But we have a defense for that; just look at her. Mila Kunis has that look about her that makes you want to not only have sex with her but also stay in bed with her when you are done. She is also from another country which is fricken hot too! There is nothing like a chick who can speak two languages because you never know what she is saying in bed that way. She has all of this going for her and trust us, she’s just getting started. Until then I can’t wait to see her make out with another girl and fulfill a fantasy I’ve been having since at least 1999.

We all knew that Emma Watson was going to be hot but I don’t think any of us thought that she was going to be this classy while doing it. I guess that’s just our ignorance here in North America thinking that every girl from across the pond is going to be a drug addict like Amy Winehouse. The reality though is that British girls are old school sexy. Take our number 8 hottest girl of 2009 here. She dresses better then most of the girls on our list, has kept her clothes on and has remained dead sexy all at the same time. More so then most on this list Emma Watson is a real modern woman who dresses proper and not like a bar wench. Self respect in a women is awesome.

The fact that Emma Watson has this turns us on and puts her pretty high on our list for muggle.

Hey remember Skechers? Yeah I guess they still exist and people buy them. I don’t think I’ve ever actually owned a pair but I remember people used to wear them years ago and I thought they were only for rich people. I was wrong because now that I’m older I realize that they aren’t expensive at all and I more than likely thought that because I was one poor ass motherfucker. We were so poor I used to eat rats. Thankfully things have changed with all of this fat Internet money and now I can buy at least 3 pairs of Skechers every time I get paid. Yeah I’m a baller.

Here’s some new pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the Skechers store in LA showing off for Ecko Red. This lady is the hottest Mexican ever.

G-Damn Lilo, you still have great tits. It’s so strange how Lindsay Lohan can lose a hundred pounds, do a ton of coke, and drink her weight in vodka and her boobs somehow stay as pristine as they were back in 2004. I’m not even exaggerating here. Lindsay Lohan has quite possibly the nicest mammary glands in Hollywood yet when you step back and think about it it’s kind of a waste. Imagine if these things were on AnnaLynne McCord or the mom from Gilmore Girls, people wouldn’t stop talking about them. It’s like a pile of feces with a diamond embedded in the middle – yeah it’s a diamond but it’s also surrounded by a bunch of shit.

I’d still hit it.

Dear Stephanie Pratt,

Those are some bright ass leggings.

Yours Truly,

The Staff Of InternetPopular

P.S. Thank you for not being your brother

When we saw these pictures of Holly Madison sitting on Santa’s lap something clicked in our brain and we got a thinking that we are missing out on a opportunity for having beautiful women sit on our laps without paying them or getting STDs. Dressing up as Santa Clause and then working for a celebrity charity drive might be the best way to get girls like Holly Madison to sit on our lap without any hassle. This time next year we are going to gain 200 lbs, grow a beard and pretend to be jolly so that we can get what we really wanted for Christmas.

Talk to anyone you know and ask them who really exploded in 2009 and more than likely 8/10 will say Taylor Swift. Taylor was everywhere this past year and even if you don’t like her music you can’t deny that she’s one of the hottest women to adorn your television/radio/Internet. From her infamous encounter with Kanye West at the MTV VMAs, her inclusion as the face of Activision’s Band Hero, and her now public relationship with that indian kid from Twilight (I think his name is Lou Diamond Phillips Junior or something), Taylor set 2009 on fire.

If there is one thing Taylor Swift has, it would have to be staying power. She has the backing of every single country music fan out there, as well as the moral support from every female under 18 (and of course males aged 14-80). She’s hot,sexy, and talented and that’s why she’s coming in at #9 on our Top 20 Hottest Women of 2009.

I’m on Team Taylor. Not the guy.

These Nike ads are actually entertaining, so we had to post them up for everyone else to see. They are just a couple minutes long and they feature voice acting from Lupe Fiasco (as Blitzen) and KRS-1 (as Santa). Check them out if you have some time or want to get in the hip hop holiday spirit.