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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Christmas 2. Today (June 25th) is Christmas 2 if you didn’t know. It is the day that is exactly on the opposite side of the calendar from the holiday that you know as Christmas. We here at InternetPopular are huge fans of holidays because you don’t have to work on holidays and you can drink as much as you want without feeling like a alcoholic. That is why we created Christmas 2, it was a reason to not work and to drink your face off and have fun. We figured that Christmas 2 would make a good holiday because everyone already likes Christmas so why not just make another one. But how are we going to legitimize Christmas 2 so that you can tell your boss that it is a holiday? Here is what you do, you go to the dollar store and buy some cheap gifts and wrapping paper, bring them back to work, hand them out to your co-workers first, and then give one to your boss. When your boss asks what’s it for you drop Christmas 2 on them. At first your boss won’t believe you but, once you show him the story of Christmas 2 your boss will for sure let you take the rest of the day off because stories legitimize holidays. So drop what you are doing, click on the link and start reading up on Christmas 2 so that you can get out of work. Oh and you can thank us later for being so creative; enjoy the story and tell your friends so that the word spreads about Christmas 2.

Christmas 2: The Second Coming

By

Bryce Wong

Christmas 2 started last year and is a story all about a boy that
loves a girl. Now this boy in question would do anything for this
girl and one day last year at the end of June he went all the way to
the North Pole to find Santa because she did not believe he was real.
He went on this adventure to make her smile and even brought back a
gift from old Saint Nick for her. Which of course she loved and because of all of that she now believes in Santa. That was last year and that is how Christmas
2 was born.

This year is the second Christmas 2 and we have the next adventure
about the boy that loves the girl.

And like last time it all begins on Christmas 2 eve.

It’s Christmas 2 and I’m alone. The girl that we talked about before
is gone right now doing her own thing so I’m sitting here by myself
thinking about everything. And when I sit and think I will always end
up getting up and going on an adventure. This time after I was done thinking I decided that my adventure was to
keep Christmas 2 alive.

It was the only thing I could think of to do to keep my mind off of
her and they first thing that came to my mind once I pushed her out was that time was short. I only have a couple of hours before
Christmas two begins so I had to stop thinking so much and start doing
more. If I was going to get this holiday rolling then I would need to
come up with a plan. Quick. So I decided to phone someone who knows a thing or two about holiday planning and execution my old friend at the
North Pole. Speed dial Santa Clause.

After a quick catch up chat asking each other about what’s been going
on the last 6 months, we get down to business and he tells me that the there are three things that
I will need to have to bring gifts to everyone in the world.

1) Presents
2) a really fast ride
3) a good reason to do it

I thanked him close up my cell and got down to business.

First thing I needed to get was some presents for everyone in the world. Being the smart guy
that I am, I figured the best way to solve the present problem would be
to get the answer from someone smarter then me. I got going hopping
the train and headed downtown to see the smartest man in Shy-City; Dr.
Lite. Dr. Lite is the kind of doctor that can reverse engineered the
atomic bomb so that it creates life instead of destroying it and make
crunchberries a actual fruit all in the same afternoon. Just so you know.

When I got there I explained last Christmas 2 to Dr. Lite and how I
was trying to put together this Christmas 2 but didn‘t know where to
get the presents from. He was so impressed with what I was doing and
thought it was such a good idea that he decided to help
me out right away. He gave me his Robo-Present-Machine, which is
exactly what it sounds like. He had built the Robo-Present-Machine
because he was always forgetting peoples and his robot children’s
birthdays. He had decided to make a robot that could manufacture presents for him so that he would always have one when ever
some holiday or birthday or anniversary came up. The
Robo-Present-Machine builds presents at 100 GPS (Gifts Per Second) and
Dr. Lite thought that it would be put to much better use that night with
Christmas 2. He explained how it worked to me;
I thanked him and then left with the Robo-Present-Machine to solve my
next problem.

I needed a really fast ride so that I could deliver all of the
presents that the Robo-Present-Machine was going to make for everyone.
I decided that I needed to talk to someone who knew a lot about rides
so I went to see my stripper friend Jenny who gets around a lot (not
that way).

I told Jenny my story of last Christmas 2 and my problem with
this Christmas 2. After about 5 minuets of her saying how cool I was
for doing this (which I was) she said she could help me and she phoned
one of her customers on her cell phone. I must tell you that Jenny
knows a lot of people thanks to the industry that she works in. Strip
Clubs are like the real world equivalent of that cantina on Mos Eisley
from Star Wars and I was going to be introduced to the Han Solo of this story.

After she was off the phone she explained that one of her customers
was a flying talking alligator from a parallel universe that didn’t
get out much because flying talking alligators are not that common in
our universe. You have to kind of shrug at this point of the story,
that’s what I did when this happened and really is it so far fetched that a flying talking alligator from a parrellel universe could exists? So
to make this long story short and to keep quantum mechanics and the
space time continuum out of Christmas 2, Frank the flying talking
alligator from a parallel universe didn’t mind helping me out because
then he got to do his thing for at least one night and no one would look at him funny. Which
I can understand because if I was the only flying talking alligator I know I wouldn’t go around trying to show off. People in this
world can be bitter towards those that have more then them and they will
try to take you down. Look at what society did to Michael Jackson or
Brittney Spears; they loved them at first and then they drove them insane.
A flying talking alligator named Frank would probably start off being
loved but end up 5 years down the road being a crazed crystal meth addict that would have his
own reality TV show where he would be looking for love in Texas.

Frank was going to be about a hour so I hung out with Jenny while I
waited. We talked about how all cool chicks are crazy but just don’t
know it and how all boys need to grow up and me a man before they put
a ring on a girls finger. We also talked about Megan Fox. When Frank finally showed up Jenny
introduced us and then we were off because it was getting late.
Christmas 2 was not going to wait for us.

I carefully stepped on Frank and we flew into the air like Lincoln’s
brain, the Robo-Present-Machine flying slowly behind us. We raced
around the world until we hit the midnight time zone because we
mathematically needed as much time as possible. Once we got there
Christmas 2 had begun!!!

We kriss-krossed the globe introducing the people of the
world to Christmas 2. Flying back and forth giving gifts to
those that didn’t believe in Santa. Why? Because Christmas 2 turned
out to be the hype holiday for Christmas which we didn’t realize until
we were half way around the globe. Anyways, it was one hell of a time
and by the end of it I was exhausted but happy, my mission was
complete so it was time to go home. I got dropped off down the street
from my place and said goodbye to Frank and the Robo-Present-Machine
as they flew back into the air to head back to their respective homes.
Once they were out of sight I began walking back home. Christmas 2
was over and everyone in the world was happy on June 25th for no
reason.

Oh the third thing I needed to make Christmas 2 a success, I almost
forgot to tell you. So why did I do all of this? What was my good
reason? Come on it should be obvious; I did it for the girl. When
you have someone you love you do whatever you can to show that you
love them, including making up new holidays for them to enjoy. Christmas
2 is just another day that everyone can out a smile on thier face and be happy on with this girl I
love as the reason why. There you have it, that’s my reason why Christmas 2 exsits. And this was all just another adventure about a boy that loves a girl.

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Happy Christmas 2 everyone!!!